I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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