i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
