For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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