i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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