You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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