I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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