do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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