Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
