Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
