I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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