He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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