Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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