I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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