The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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