meet me or not, i'm out of control
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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