I just made out with a guy for $7.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm like, not good at living.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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