K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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