you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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