My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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