How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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