i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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