hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Randomize
