well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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