the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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