Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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