I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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