I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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