Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
