I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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