So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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