I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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