No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I touched a dick in church today
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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