You work out of a Hotel?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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