If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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