Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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