Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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