wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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