you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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