Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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