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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.

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• (408): View more from California

  Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out

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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?

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• (714): View more from California

  Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.

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• (755): View more from

  You literally chaperoned my booty call.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.

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• (949): View more from California

  He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.

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