"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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