We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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