she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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