Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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