we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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