I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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