she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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