i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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