Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i out mim tonsoeep
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