oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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