people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
