i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Someone signed my nipple.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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