I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If I had your ass I would rule the world
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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