Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
