Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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